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Allies are like office assistants.

mynameis-jonah:

I’m the queer CEO.

Allies get me coffee, donuts, and just make sure I’m in a good enough mood and status for me to fight to good fight.

That’s it.  

I write the budget plans, the big business idea, run the big meetings and the whole show.

They don’t get to write memos or make any big investments, I do.  I also get to fire them or write them up for being a shitty worker.  They don’t get to tell me what to do as a queer CEO.

this is perf

littlebigdetails:

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littlebigdetails:

Amazon - Drop down submenus detect/calculate the direction of the cursor to determine whether to keep displaying a submenu or move on

More info

/via Chris

i know i’m late to the party but i’m obsessed with the morgan freeman ep

Anonymous
asks:
where are you from? do you need help learning how to work tumblr?

I think I understand it, but thanks.

Today I caught myself making a pro/con list for killing myself.
I wish I were healthy

asks:
Hi friend, quick question: why do you never post anything?

I never feel like I have anything worth posting :(